Best Selling Products
Anarchist Jurisdiction T-Shirt
$19.95
When our city is declared an "anarchist jurisdiction," we take that as source of pride. This t-shirt reimagines the classic sign over the Burnside Bridge with our new moniker. • 100%...
St. Johns Bridge Key Rack
$40.00
Designed in the iconic gothic style of Portland's St. Johns Bridge, this key rack is perfect beside your front door to hold your keys, wallet, and mail.It measures 10-1/2" tall,...
Classic Game Controller Bottle Opener
$20.00
This bottle opener is the same height and width as your favorite classic game controller, with all of the buttons and controls in the same place. As you hold it in your hands,...
Jar of Fucks to Give
$18.00
Sometimes you just run out of fucks to give. All out, no more. This smooth-sided, one quart jar (with lid) has the label sandblasted into the glass. Unlike screen-printing or...
Floppy Disc Love T-Shirt
$19.95
5-1/4" inches of floppy love! • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed Be sure to choose your color from...
HaHaBird Logo T-Shirt
$14.55
All the other brands sell gear with their logo on it, so why not me? Plus, it's at cost! You're advertising for me, so why would you pay me? It...
Laboratory Lamp
$180.00
The Laboratory Lamp features a 500ml Erlenmeyer flask with the bottom cut out so that the flask can enclose the bulb. It rests on a 5-1/2" square by 2" tall...
Portland Bridge Clock
$40.00
Honoring Portland's numerous bridges, these clocks are 8" in diameter, laser cut from 5-ply 1/8" bamboo, and hand finished with oil to bring out the richness of the wood. The clock...
Ctrl-Z T-Shirt
$19.95
Sometimes we could use a few undos to get through the day. This t-shirt was made just for that. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch....
Open Apple-Control-Reset T-Shirt
$19.95
When all else fails, reboot. This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and...
Extra Flask for Laboratory Lamp
$25.00
This 500ml flask is an easy drop-in replacement for the one included with the Laboratory Lamp. If yours has broken or you'd just like a spare, this is what you want....
3-Tier Live Edge Display
$200.00
Featuring a live-edge walnut board and laboratory rings salvaged from a school chemistry lab, this is the perfect display for small plants, candles, or even bottles of wine or liquor....
