Best Selling Products
St. Johns Bridge Key Rack
$40.00 USD
Designed in the iconic gothic style of Portland's St. Johns Bridge, this key rack is perfect beside your front door to hold your keys, wallet, and mail.It measures 10-1/2" tall,...
Classic Game Controller Bottle Opener
$20.00 USD
– Sold OutThis bottle opener is the same height and width as your favorite classic game controller, with all of the buttons and controls in the same place. As you hold it in your hands,...
Custom Engraved Square Reader Cover
$25.00 USD
Do you want a chance to get your logo in front of your customers right at the exact moment of purchase? This adhesive-backed laser-engraved walnut veneer will do just that....
Trying and Uncertain Times T-Shirt
$19.95 USD
You've read it a thousand times in your inbox, now you can wear it on your chest. This tee is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's...
Laboratory Lamp
$180.00 USD
The Laboratory Lamp features a 500ml Erlenmeyer flask with the bottom cut out so that the flask can enclose the bulb. It rests on a 5-1/2" square by 2" tall...
Jar of Fucks to Give
$18.00 USD
Sometimes you just run out of fucks to give. All out, no more. This smooth-sided, one quart jar (with lid) has the label sandblasted into the glass. Unlike screen-printing or...
Branding Iron Stand
$10.00 USD
– Sold OutThis stainless steel stand holds your branding iron securely above your workbench, reducing the risk of burns and fires. A notch in the top cradles the iron. Approx 2” x 3”, 1-3/4”...
Floppy Disc Love T-Shirt
$19.95 USD
5-1/4" inches of floppy love! • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed Be sure to choose your color from...
Willamette River Charcuterie Board
$75.00 USD
– Sold OutThis live edge maple cheese board features the Willamette’s course through downtown Portland in food-safe resin. Like it more as art than as a platter? Good news: it’s got a keyhole...
HaHaBird Large Logo T-Shirt
$12.95 USD
All the other brands sell gear with their logo on it, so why not me? Plus, it's at cost! You're advertising for me, so why would you pay me? It...
Dust Collector Ribbon
$5.00 USD
Okay, so it's not exactly a tool, but I've actually found this ribbon hanging on my dust collector to be a useful reminder to check it more frequently. I'll sell...
Ctrl-Z T-Shirt
$19.95 USD
Sometimes we could use a few undos to get through the day. This t-shirt was made just for that. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch....
Open Apple-Control-Reset T-Shirt
$19.95 USD
When all else fails, reboot. This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and...
Extra Flask for Laboratory Lamp
$25.00 USD
This 500ml flask is an easy drop-in replacement for the one included with the Laboratory Lamp. If yours has broken or you'd just like a spare, this is what you want....
HaHaBird Small Logo T-Shirt
$12.95 USD
All the other brands sell gear with their logo on it, so why not me? Plus, it's at cost! You're advertising for me, so why would you pay me? It...