Best Selling Products
Jar of Fucks to Give
$18.00
Sometimes you just run out of fucks to give. All out, no more. This smooth-sided, one quart jar (with lid) has the label sandblasted into the glass. Unlike screen-printing or...
St. Johns Bridge Key Rack
$45.00
Designed in the iconic gothic style of Portland's St. Johns Bridge, this key rack is perfect beside your front door to hold your keys, wallet, and mail.It measures 10-1/2" tall,...
Laboratory Lamp
$180.00
The Laboratory Lamp features a 500ml Erlenmeyer flask with the bottom cut out so that the flask can enclose the bulb. It rests on a 5-1/2" square by 2" tall...
Classic Game Controller Bottle Opener
$20.00
This bottle opener is the same height and width as your favorite classic game controller, with all of the buttons and controls in the same place. As you hold it in your hands,...
Ethanol Molecule Lowball Glass
$16.00
Ethanol! It's what makes the drinks you serve in this glass so much fun!This 7-3/4 oz lowball glass features a diagram of the ethanol molecule sandblasted into the glass. Unlike...
State Beer Flight
$75.00
What better way to serve your state's finest brew than with this walnut beer flight cut in its shape?The wood is 1/2"-thick walnut, hand finished with oil and urethane for spill...
Reclaimed Wood Topographic Map
$25.00
These topographic maps are carved from reclaimed barn wood, with a size of approximately 5x7" (vertical or horizontal, depending on how the state fits best).Edges are painted white, and a...
HaHaBird Logo T-Shirt
$14.00
All the other brands sell gear with their logo on it, so why not me? Plus, it's at cost! You're advertising for me, so why would you pay me? It...
Open Apple-Control-Reset T-Shirt
$18.00
When all else fails, reboot. This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and...
Chapman Swifts Cheese Board
$55.00
Every September, thousands of migrating swifts roost in the chimney of Chapman Elementary school in Portland, Oregon, filling the sky with clouds of birds and drawing hundreds of spectators to watch. This...
Extra Flask for Laboratory Lamp
$25.00
This 500ml flask is an easy drop-in replacement for the one included with the Laboratory Lamp. If yours has broken or you'd just like a spare, this is what you want....
Travel Map
$75.00
Use this cork and reclaimed wood travel map to share your adventures—where you've been and where you're going next. It features a foreground of reclaimed wood, laser-cut to reveal a...
Drinking Buddies Glasses
$25.00
Like the "Best Friends" heart necklace you shared with your bestie in 7th grade, but higher proof.This pair of 7-3/4 oz lowball glasses features a liquor bottle broken in half,...
Circle-Drawing Template
$10.00
This clear acrylic circle template is perfect to help woodturners to find and mark wood for cutting before going to the lathe.Simply slide the disc across the wood until you...
Floppy Disc Love T-Shirt
$18.00
5-1/4" inches of floppy love! • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed Be sure to choose your color from...
Ctrl-Z T-Shirt
$18.00
Sometimes we could use a few undos to get through the day. This t-shirt was made just for that. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch....