Products
Chapman Swifts Cheese Board
$55.00
Every September, thousands of migrating swifts roost in the chimney of Chapman Elementary school in Portland, Oregon, filling the sky with clouds of birds and drawing hundreds of spectators to watch. This...
Classic Game Controller Bottle Opener
$50.00
This bottle opener is the same height and width as your favorite classic game controller, with all of the buttons and controls in the same place. As you hold it in your hands,...
Ctrl-Z T-Shirt
$19.50
Sometimes we could use a few undos to get through the day. This t-shirt was made just for that. • 100% fine jersey cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight:...
Drinking Buddies Glasses
$25.00
Like the "Best Friends" heart necklace you shared with your bestie in 7th grade, but higher proof.This pair of 7-3/4 oz lowball glasses features a liquor bottle broken in half,...
Ethanol Molecule Lowball Glass
$16.00
Ethanol! It's what makes the drinks you serve in this glass so much fun!This 7-3/4 oz lowball glass features a diagram of the ethanol molecule sandblasted into the glass. Unlike...
Extra Flask for Laboratory Lamp
$25.00
This 500ml flask is an easy drop-in replacement for the one included with the Laboratory Lamp. If yours has broken or you'd just like a spare, this is what you want....
HaHaBird T-Shirt
$17.50
All the other brands sell gear with their logo on it, so why not me? • 100% fine jersey cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz (146...
Hexagonal Display Nook
$50.00
This hexagonal walnut display nook features glass across half the front to keep your collections intact. The back is acrylic, available in a variety of colors, with an adjustable hanger...
Jar of Fucks to Give
$18.00
Sometimes you just run out of fucks to give. All out, no more. This smooth-sided, one quart jar (with lid) has the label sandblasted into the glass. Unlike screen-printing or...
Konami Code Glass
$16.00
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start drinking!This 7-3/4 oz lowball glass features the famous Konami Code sandblasted into the glass. Unlike screen-printing, it won't wear...
Laboratory Lamp
$180.00
The Laboratory Lamp features a 500ml Erlenmeyer flask with the bottom cut out so that the flask can enclose the bulb. It rests on a 5-1/2" square by 2" tall...
Northern Oregon Coast Mirror
$60.00
A mirror for the sea unbounded to the west, walnut for the shore. The mouth of the Columbia divides the southern Washington coast and the Long Beach peninsula from Oregon's...
Portland Bridge Clock
$40.00
Honoring Portland's numerous bridges, these clocks are 8" in diameter, laser cut from 5-ply 1/8" bamboo, and hand finished with oil to bring out the richness of the wood. The clock...
Slide Rule Bracelet
$90.00
This is a working slide rule, constructed from brass and leather, and wearable on your wrist as a bracelet. Show your love for math and vintage analog computing. It would...
St. Johns Bridge Key Rack
$45.00
Designed in the iconic gothic style of Portland's St. Johns Bridge, this key rack is perfect beside your front door to hold your keys, wallet, and mail.It measures 10-1/2" tall,...
State Beer Flight
$60.00
What better way to serve your state's finest brew than with this walnut beer flight cut in its shape?The wood is 1/2"-thick walnut, hand finished with oil and urethane for spill...
Travel Map
$75.00
Use this cork and reclaimed wood travel map to share your adventures—where you've been and where you're going next. It features a foreground of reclaimed wood, laser-cut to reveal a...
Walnut & Brass Stud Earrings
$20.00
These walnut and brass earrings are a beautiful blend of the organic and inorganic, the soft and the hard. The brass is beveled on the front to catch the light...
Walnut and Brass Constellation Candle Holder
$30.00
This solid walnut tea light holder features a brass inlay of the Pleiades star cluster in brass.It measures 2" in all dimensions, and features a 1.5" diameter hole for your...
Wenge Wood and Brass Pillar Necklace
$35.00
Wood and brass merge nearly seamlessly in this necklace. The wood is wenge, known for its strong grain pattern, and is enclosed partway by matte brass. The pendant is 1"...