Products
Chapman Swifts Cheese Board
$55.00
Every September, thousands of migrating swifts roost in the chimney of Chapman Elementary school in Portland, Oregon, filling the sky with clouds of birds and drawing hundreds of spectators to watch. This...
Classic Game Controller Bottle Opener
$50.00
This bottle opener is the same height and width as your favorite classic game controller, with all of the buttons and controls in the same place. As you hold it in your hands,...
Ctrl-Z T-Shirt
$18.00
Sometimes we could use a few undos to get through the day. This t-shirt was made just for that. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch....
Drinking Buddies Glasses
$25.00
Like the "Best Friends" heart necklace you shared with your bestie in 7th grade, but higher proof.This pair of 7-3/4 oz lowball glasses features a liquor bottle broken in half,...
Ethanol Molecule Lowball Glass
$16.00
Ethanol! It's what makes the drinks you serve in this glass so much fun!This 7-3/4 oz lowball glass features a diagram of the ethanol molecule sandblasted into the glass. Unlike...
Extra Flask for Laboratory Lamp
$25.00
This 500ml flask is an easy drop-in replacement for the one included with the Laboratory Lamp. If yours has broken or you'd just like a spare, this is what you want....
Floppy Disc Love T-Shirt
$18.00
5-1/4" inches of floppy love! • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed Be sure to choose your color from...
HaHaBird Logo T-Shirt
$14.00
All the other brands sell gear with their logo on it, so why not me? Plus, it's at cost! You're advertising for me, so why would you pay me? It...
Hexagonal Display Nook
$50.00
This hexagonal walnut display nook features glass across half the front to keep your collections intact. The back is acrylic, available in a variety of colors, with an adjustable hanger...
Jar of Fucks to Give
$18.00
Sometimes you just run out of fucks to give. All out, no more. This smooth-sided, one quart jar (with lid) has the label sandblasted into the glass. Unlike screen-printing or...
Konami Code Glass
$16.00
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start drinking!This 7-3/4 oz lowball glass features the famous Konami Code sandblasted into the glass. Unlike screen-printing, it won't wear...
Laboratory Lamp
$180.00
The Laboratory Lamp features a 500ml Erlenmeyer flask with the bottom cut out so that the flask can enclose the bulb. It rests on a 5-1/2" square by 2" tall...
Northern Oregon Coast Mirror
$60.00
A mirror for the sea unbounded to the west, walnut for the shore. The mouth of the Columbia divides the southern Washington coast and the Long Beach peninsula from Oregon's...
Open Apple-Control-Reset T-Shirt
$18.00
When all else fails, reboot. This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and...
Portland Bridge Clock
$40.00
Honoring Portland's numerous bridges, these clocks are 8" in diameter, laser cut from 5-ply 1/8" bamboo, and hand finished with oil to bring out the richness of the wood. The clock...
Reclaimed Wood Topographic Map
$25.00
These topographic maps are carved from reclaimed barn wood, with a size of approximately 5x7" (vertical or horizontal, depending on how the state fits best).Edges are painted white, and a...
Slide Rule Bracelet
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This is a working slide rule, constructed from brass and leather, and wearable on your wrist as a bracelet. Show your love for math and vintage analog computing. It would...
St. Johns Bridge Key Rack
$45.00
Designed in the iconic gothic style of Portland's St. Johns Bridge, this key rack is perfect beside your front door to hold your keys, wallet, and mail.It measures 10-1/2" tall,...
